Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
by Bigandyk August 22, 2023
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Get the jason ortizmug. Jason is a good guy in bed.And many people say Jason dick game is strong.He a is lover boy and he likes to play football he is really Athletic he is tall and strong
by Luh_gaydiiwsydyssnnd November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.
Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.
Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.
Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*
Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍
Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍
by kim zeus November 5, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020
Get the Jasonmug.