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Dirt Jew

One who has money but is also a dirt kid because he/she is to damn cheap to buy new cloths. (See dirt kid)
John is such a "dirt jew" he refuses to buy new cloths.
by David Mersinger May 10, 2008
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Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.
1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010
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pada-jew

a non-jew who tries very hard to be a jew. they usually know the more common jewish rituals (like shabbat and kashrut) some hebrew and can pass for a jew anywhere
Mariah, a good catholic girl, decided to become a pada-jew under the tutelage of the great jew-dis Adam, Max, and Aaron
by nicejewishboy December 10, 2010
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Jew-Pack

(verb) - To contribute the smallest amount of ganja possible to meet the minimum requirements in matching; thus inferring that said pothead 'is being a Jew'.
"Wow, Mike, way to Jew-Pack on 5 heads. You're an asshole."
by eravulgaris716 February 21, 2009
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Mermaid Jew

A tall man who has proceeded to allow Cupid to cut off all of his Jew-curls.
by le josh January 14, 2010
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Sneaky Jew

Used to describe someone being suspicious or doing something without you knowing if they’re Jewish or not.
If your friend comes up to you without you knowing you can call them a Sneaky Jew.
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Big Nose Jew

Commonly referenced to a person called Nate. If you see one take 3 steps back so that it doesn't breathe on you.
by AidzAreFunny September 26, 2018
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