just take my wallet!

1. Angrily yelling these words to express anger towards someone
2. Not having the ability to pay a bet
David: Chris you owe me $20 for losing the bet
Chris: I don't have the money. Just take my wallet!
by sndb October 21, 2013
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1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
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when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
by The Hairless Yeti September 26, 2016
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just like my poop

said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable
Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross

Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?
by NeonGenesis November 21, 2013
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Just so you know:

"Here's me being a dick:" or "You're not going to like this but you're not allowed to reply:" are synonymous.
"Just so you know: in the new building there will be no dogs allowed." "Just so you know: I've always hated that sweater."
by T. Z. Müller November 10, 2011
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You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.
person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
by el Epico January 12, 2012
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A statement used to agree with another statement or plan. Different adjectives can be used in place of vague:
insane
crazy
dumb
etc.
Boy A: "So we'll knock on the door."
Boy B: "And then?
Boy A: "Then we'll do something else."
Boy B: "Wow that's just vague enough to work."
by Sagira May 16, 2010
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