2 definitions by T. Z. Müller

A combination of Hooker and Cougar; an older female prostitute; a prostitute who is 8 or more years older than her male client.
At that time of night there weren't any young hookers in the casino, so he went ahead and hooked up with a HOUGAR.
by T. Z. Müller January 7, 2010
"Here's me being a dick:" or "You're not going to like this but you're not allowed to reply:" are synonymous.
"Just so you know: in the new building there will be no dogs allowed." "Just so you know: I've always hated that sweater."
by T. Z. Müller November 10, 2011