by butt man December 05, 2005
A brain blast is when you go in for brain surgery and while the doctor has your head cut open, ejaculates into your brain.
Also when you shove your penis so far up someone's nose and jizz, it touches their brain.
Also when you shove your penis so far up someone's nose and jizz, it touches their brain.
I went in to get brain surgery and when I woke up I realized I had a brain blast!
Anthony's girlfriend Tiffany wanted oral, but he instead gave her a brain blast!
Anthony's girlfriend Tiffany wanted oral, but he instead gave her a brain blast!
by Fat Librarian August 11, 2015
I can only take so much of hearing about Nicole's sex life and drama before it feels like she is committing Brain Rape! I need to go to dailybrainrape.blogspot.com...it always makes me feel better to know my head isn't the only violated one...
by omgpopples April 08, 2011
One who's brain is infused with their vagina.
Also known as an asshole, a dickhead, and a shithead.
Discovered by an Asian and a White guuurl who were insanely high.
Also known as an asshole, a dickhead, and a shithead.
Discovered by an Asian and a White guuurl who were insanely high.
Pass the joint you vagina brain!
by LINCH MAN September 06, 2006
A derogatory term for someone who over-conceptualizes. Who uses intellectualism and mental gymnastics to rationalize the irrational; to justify bad ideas or discredit common sense.
People who put their principles over being practical. Especially when their principles are at odds with the real world. Especially when they spout off their "rationalizations" to others.
People who put their principles over being practical. Especially when their principles are at odds with the real world. Especially when they spout off their "rationalizations" to others.
We uncultured knuckledraggers just can't get our heads around the ideas that gender is fluid and race is a construct. You have to be big brained to understand that stuff.
Common sense is for common people. If you're big brained enough 1+1 can equal 11, and you should consider it your duty to explain to all the commoners how it does not equal 2.
Common sense is for common people. If you're big brained enough 1+1 can equal 11, and you should consider it your duty to explain to all the commoners how it does not equal 2.
by SpermDonor June 07, 2018
"Shit yo, your brain train just derailed! That shit ain't germane to ANY topic" - said to someone whose conversation went from sleeping bags to whether it would hurt to be slapped in the face with a dick
by Techno Dracula January 28, 2009
Grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scrotum. This produces a nice purplish red hue and gives the effect of a throbbing organ. It is advisable to pet your creation with your other hand to portray that one is taking care of his junk. Also a fun party gag to share with the ladies.
"OH SNAP!!," he exclaimed as Dandoo whipped out his elephant brain without hesitation for all to admire and see!
by Swoop Deville May 31, 2006