(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.
"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"
by parasite30 July 15, 2009
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Get the Hayden's Ass mug.The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.
I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.
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May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
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Get the glacier ass mug.To Involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your ass. Causes extreme pain. After effects may include bleeding after wiping.
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Get the Ass Purge mug.Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
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