by Subtle777 October 24, 2012
Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!
by MJH3 January 11, 2010
Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
by VPG001 May 14, 2018
by schottegon January 20, 2009
An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."
by The_Golden_Gopher March 02, 2009
I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.
by Organic Robot June 18, 2009
Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 24, 2009