Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

by Bawgg January 14, 2020

Yeezy season approachin'

A line from Kanye West's On Sight, literally it can be used to describe the time of year his Yeezy product line increases in popularity or it can reference the song On Sight when you hear a really distorted, alien sound effects, since that song sounds like earrape

Joe: Should I get yeezys
Jas: I mean, they're hella expensive but Yeezy season approachin'

by concilus May 18, 2025

Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.

I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

Air Seasoning

The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.

"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."

by Cablub January 31, 2022

exclusive seasonal bisexual

A person who is exclusively attracted to a different gender each season of the year."

Alex identifies as an exclusive seasonal bisexual. In the spring, Alex finds themselves attracted to women. When summer arrives, their attraction shifts exclusively to men. By fall, Alex is drawn to non-binary individuals, and in winter, they find themselves attracted to genderqueer people. This pattern repeats each year, with Alex's attraction aligning with the changing seasons."

by anonymous August 12, 2024

Good boy season

The time of year when a boy decides to stop being horny

No more tits for me it’s good boy season

by Pppooooeoeoe June 30, 2022