Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Hog Ridaa

When you fuck a whore doggy style.

Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl

by Koliv_ April 2, 2022

HOG nesta

a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.

"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"

"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"

by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025

Delaware Lane Hog

During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!

For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air

Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.

by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018

closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.

Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.

by deepspace10 November 30, 2010

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

Ridin’ the hog

Riding you harley or fucking a fat chick.

Ridin’ the hog got wild last night.

by Bunzzzzz December 24, 2017