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My Heart Is Cold

Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice

if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.

My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD

I save the – WORLD

Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack

I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,

I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong

I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.

My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023
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Bless your heart

The southern way to say just about anything.

It can mean what an idiot, poor guy, awe that's so cute, etc.
Guy slips on banana peel

Old southern woman :Bless your heart.
by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022
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How's your heart?

To ask someone how's there heart, is to ask how they are. How they truly feel.
"How's your heart?"
"Not good. I'm feeling lost."
by anonymous June 5, 2021
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double heart attack

When a person having a heart attack causes another person to have a heart attack.

Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!

a double heart atttack!
When Mrs. Susan collapsed during playtime at the nursery, a double heart attack ensued.
by Suburbankid21 March 13, 2016
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Man With Golden Heart

Yes He is Gold. He had a good nature and good heart Man With Golden Heart RC
by RamCharan November 23, 2020
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crooked little heart

Crooked little heart

An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.
“You got a crooked little heart!”

God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On
by Sam Kenzy March 12, 2019
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thats my heart

THATS MY HEART.. HES ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
by Adc. January 7, 2023
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