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Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.
Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.
by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020
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The Green Goblin

To have a green snatch or p**sy, and or have some sort of STD or are just Thots.
A.K.A. B.Prep B*tches
*Thot walks by*

" Damn she gotta fat a**.."
" Yea but she git the Green Goblin"
"Damn, f*** that nobody tryna get STD's out here."
by A REAL FUCKIN SAVAGE January 7, 2020
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Line Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that demands those who step even a microcosm out of line to go to the back, there is no arguing with the line goblin for the line goblin is on the side of the people and everyone agrees with them
Filthy line goblin told me to go to the "back of the line pal!"
by Tantal July 26, 2022
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GREEN GOBLIN

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.
DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?
by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020
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Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021
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Galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.

Coined by a FA named JLove in 2023.
The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.
by jeisennenk May 17, 2023
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Goblin Drill

When three or more dudes, all of whom are under 5 feet in height, run a train on your mom.
Last night I saw the most wild goblin drill I have ever seen in my existence.
by rdmontgomery04 March 17, 2024
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