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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.
Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.
by Dadbrador January 26, 2022
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Miss glass

The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Glasses muncher

A school kid who eats glasses for a living
by Thibultus the machine July 4, 2021
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Glass dick

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016
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Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.
Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.
by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025
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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025
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