Run Fucked

When there's a girl, preferably with a smokin hot body, on the beach and she bends over with her fine ass just up in the air and someone runs up and just slam dunks their knob right into her cooter. Typically, you'd have to run fuck a willing girl, because if you don't then it's run fucking - rape edition. Can make for a very hot beach fucking, or a very awkward moment. You'll have to use your best judgement. Past tense would be ran fucked.

Eye fucker 1: holy shit! Look at that chicks ass up in the air! What, is she trying to get run fucked or something?
Eye fucker 2: it sure as hell seems like it! I think I'm gonna go for it.
Eye fucker 1: be careful man, we don't need to see any run fucking - rape edition.
Eye fucker 2: oh no worries man. She's waving that shit around just begging for it... Time for the slam dunk playa!

by J-A son! April 17, 2009

fucked the dog

To do nothing, procrastinate, or avoid doing a task that is undesirable

I was sick of doing school work so I took the day off and fucked the dog

by Omallley April 11, 2005

Cat Fucker

Any person who fucks felines for fun.

That guy over there in the corner eating his hoagie is a cat fucker.

by RickyPacific July 14, 2006

FuckedDaShit

Verb... To Screw Something or Somebody...To Refrain From doing something...

Today Mom to me to go and look for a job... I told her FUCKEDDASHIT... I don't need a job while I can live off you forever.

by Secret Agent Valdez April 26, 2006

donkey fucked

having vaginal sex with a girl doggy style then pulling out and stuffing it in her ass with out warning thus you get the Hee noise, then when she turns around to be like what the fuck you punch her in the face thus the Haww noise repeat until unconscious or ejaculation (which ever seems funnier)

example I just donkey fucked that fat hoe

by Donkey fucking God (i.e. Butter, i.e. Proffesor Chaos, i.e. Kevin) November 22, 2004

fuckening

first used on the hit film 'your highness' as a term to describe a fuck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would spawn a dragon baby.

ugly old witch:(raises toast) To the Fuckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) Yes, to the fuckening!!

by beefsmith May 25, 2011

fucked

To have consumed numerable amounts of narcotics, and generally be a big dribbling mumbling euphoric mess.

I'm fucked

by Lozza & Queen of the Fucking Universe March 9, 2003