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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015
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Shower Fist

When you enter the device that men use to wack off while at their in-laws house, insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus
Hey Richy, please fist my anus in the shower so that when it rains i get a hard on

Hey, wanna shower fist
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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016
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anally fisting

Where a male/female inserts their fist into another persons anal cavities
I was anally fisting his/hers bum
by Pedostar123 November 20, 2016
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Fist of the Beast King

A phrase usually said by someone before proceeding to punch another person's vagina. Most commonly used during sexual intercourse.
"Fist of the Beast King..." Andrew muttered under his breath, before punching Maggie's vagina.
by GaryOak555 December 19, 2015
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cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.
My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
by Gravychips March 27, 2016
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Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication
We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey
by Furry peach December 7, 2018
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