When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit
mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?
by Ericss April 7, 2009
Get the Double click the mouse mug.1. n. An impressive football trick as perfected by the likes of David Ginola.
2. n. A painful wanking accident whereby an inexperienced masturbatrix loses rhythm, resulting in one downward stroke being immediately followed by another, thus causing severe one string banjo trauma.
2. n. A painful wanking accident whereby an inexperienced masturbatrix loses rhythm, resulting in one downward stroke being immediately followed by another, thus causing severe one string banjo trauma.
Gary: "Did you hear about Alan?"
Pete: "No. Why, what's wrong?"
Gary: "I was told that by Ian that he is in hospital."
Pete: "Oh dear. Is everything okay?"
Gary: "Unfortunately not, no. A severe case of Double Dragback Ian said."
Pete: "Ouch!"
Gary: "I know. He should have been more careful!"
Pete: "..."
Gary: "..."
Pete: "Any football on?"
Pete: "No. Why, what's wrong?"
Gary: "I was told that by Ian that he is in hospital."
Pete: "Oh dear. Is everything okay?"
Gary: "Unfortunately not, no. A severe case of Double Dragback Ian said."
Pete: "Ouch!"
Gary: "I know. He should have been more careful!"
Pete: "..."
Gary: "..."
Pete: "Any football on?"
by J.May December 27, 2009
Get the Double Dragback mug.The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
by Dante Rau July 20, 2006
Get the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin mug.a person that lives by double standards, one that feels that if they do something it is okay, but if another individual were to do the same thing it would be wrong. And the ''double standard bitch" would judge them for this.
Person A' : Hey man! 'pokes person B in the arm' what ya doin?
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
by Isaicc Dulantius April 24, 2009
Get the double standard bitch mug.When you have to return the bathroom, some time after taking a shit and initially wiping, to wipe again. This could be due to a number of different reasons like; not wiping properly the first time, anal leakage, swampass, ect.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.
by Ickarus February 16, 2008
Get the Double Wipe mug.Double Vnecking is the act of wearing 2 V necks.
This might include:
- V neck Teeshirt with a V neck sweater.
Although some might see this as a fashion disaster, others perceive it as a fashion challenge, which if overcome could have impressive and unexpected results.
This might include:
- V neck Teeshirt with a V neck sweater.
Although some might see this as a fashion disaster, others perceive it as a fashion challenge, which if overcome could have impressive and unexpected results.
by Golden06 April 27, 2008
Get the Double V mug.A virus, stomach bug, or illness that causes simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea.
Can create a quandary of which end of the body should be using the toilet: the head or the butt?
The combination creates one of the worst smells known to man.
Can create a quandary of which end of the body should be using the toilet: the head or the butt?
The combination creates one of the worst smells known to man.
Doctor: "What are your symptoms?"
Patient: "While I was vomiting I was also having diarrhea at the same time."
Doctor: "Ohhh..a double-ender. Sounds you like you have that nasty stomach bug thats going around."
Patient: "While I was vomiting I was also having diarrhea at the same time."
Doctor: "Ohhh..a double-ender. Sounds you like you have that nasty stomach bug thats going around."
by A Magillacutty March 5, 2011
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