When you are messaging someone back and forth and while you are writing a response their last message they send another message on a different topic. You realize the second message requires a completely seperate message to answer so you quickly finish you initial response and send it. Then as you start typing the second message the other person reads the message you already sent then proceeds to write a message back, ignoring the second topic of conversation as if he or she were talking to someone else. You respond in the same fashion and the two of you have two seperate messaging conversations at the same time until some point one topic is dropped or the messaging ends altogether.
I was messaging Bill earlier and it was total doublespeak
Example
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you see how hot Kyla looked in those yoga pants today?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah man, she has some hot curves!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: She sure does, those pants are so tight i bet she uses paint thinner to take them off
Example
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you see how hot Kyla looked in those yoga pants today?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah man, she has some hot curves!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: She sure does, those pants are so tight i bet she uses paint thinner to take them off
by CorporateRule April 30, 2016
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To pleasure two women with the "shocker" at once.
To pleasure two women with the "shocker" at once.
Me: I was having a threesome the other night because im god-like and I double shocked them!!
Friend: Man what the fuck, you did what? !
Me: I simultaneously gave them shockers. 4 in the pinks 2 in the stinks , because thats how I roll, the motherfucking Doubleshock!
Friend: Man what the fuck, you did what? !
Me: I simultaneously gave them shockers. 4 in the pinks 2 in the stinks , because thats how I roll, the motherfucking Doubleshock!
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