the dos tiempo

An hourly employee who waits until double time before performing any work.

That job should have been done hours ago... the dos tiempo struck again.

by Low Tech November 14, 2016

Doing a Spiderman

Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.

"Doing a Spiderman"

Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.

by thespidermaner May 14, 2014

doing a Bridie

To call someone on your way somewhere as a means of entertainment, often making them feel used or unwanted.

(Girl A is walking to the shop and calls Girl B)

Girl B: (Answers the phone) Hey! So I guess you're calling to hear all about my wonderful day! Well, first I got up and the hedgehog was still alive! And then I-
Girl A: Nope, just doing a Bridie.

by Words4Lifee May 18, 2014

Doing a Nano

Doing a Nano is when you nitpick someone's typo and counts the amount of misspelled of everyone, even yours if you made a mistake, the term changes into, Pulling a Nano, which means you made a mistake and now they're gonna nitpick you.

it's fine to make mistake, just don't be doing a nano.

by mistakes, nitpicking, May 17, 2021

Doing a Tom

a) Letting the joint go out again forr fuck sake.
b) Disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) Watching Saggerz gone wild.

a) "...can i have a lighter please..."
b) "Where's tom?" "Oh, he's doing a tom"
c) Upon video not loading, "oh, no! that's my favorite one"

by Dr. Priznitch December 20, 2007

dipity-do

when a girl curls her hair and makes it all bouncy and curly for a first date or when she's trying to impress a guy. it puts a spring in her step and makes her want to sing "dip-a-dee-doo-dah, dip-a-dee-ay my, oh my, what a wonderful day."

Girlfriend, your hair so "dipity-do" your man gonna think you hot!

by x's cali girl December 10, 2009

doing nastys

1)doing or looking at something sexual

Bob was doing nastys yesterday ,you could hear it from downstairs.

by This dud3 September 19, 2016