Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”

I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night

by LilPoutine May 12, 2022

Madeline Cookie

A cookie from cookie run kingdom that gets shipped with Espresso cookie.
Madeline cookie is one of the devs favorite cookie to post about.
Please stop Madeline before he askes Espresso for a juicy kiss again. Smh

Espresso: "Thank god Madeline cookie isn't here."
Madeline: "Now you've gone and done it!"

by IhateMadelinecookiebtw May 24, 2022

licorice cookie

a cookie from cookie run:kingdom that should totally give me his gender.. cause i want it.
it's also canon that he has melanin. (like all the other cookies of darkness)
crk artists, i beg you to stop whitewashing him in drawings. he is not a pale and pasty pastry.
he is the supplier of my gender inspiration.

"do you know who licorice cookie is?"
"oh yea, you mean that really cool cookie from crk that DEFINITELY HAS MELANIN?"
"yea!!!"

by yellowfangapologist November 12, 2022

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 12, 2022

an unlucky cookie

Jake paul

Jake paul is an unlucky cookie

by nacho cheese with sauce November 19, 2018

crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.

Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"

by channel_panel November 24, 2018

porn and cookie party

a get-together amongst females only, in which each female brings a batch of cookies and watches raunchy porn, while making fun of the terrible quality of the porn

While at the porn and cookie party, Jennifer commented on the porn star's dirty hightops and farmer's tan.

by littlejen June 22, 2009