rhetoric center

While reciting the pledge of allegiance, give a reach around to a spider monkey and chop off his testicles when finished.

Billy: I gave a rhetoric center to Curious George.
Matt Darusz: No way. I've been trying to do that for years!!
Eric Martin: I have been doin that for years i can show you how!
Matt Darusz: No thanks perv...

by B-Rye Held-her April 23, 2007

Coates

Evil demon-spawned English teacher from hell.

Coates is evil...he says my writing is getting better, but somehow my grades are getting lower.

by Ganski December 24, 2008

divulge your contexts

Totally a thing, created by two awesome people late one night. Often used euphemistically.

I totally divulge your contexts to those pics.

by HippoEnvy October 28, 2010

Out of context

The go to response from Christians when someone points out problems with the Bible.

Atheist: According to Deuteronomy 22:28-29, if a man rapes a virgin, they must get married. Why would God force a woman to marry her rapist? That's messed up

Christian: You're taking it out of context!

by ZenB22 January 30, 2019

Contemplate

A three sided square

How tf you ain’t know what a three sided square is cmon big brain it’s a contemplate

by Grandma pantys April 30, 2019

sugar coated

when craker bitches lie to u and tell u sumthin is gonna be poppin but it turns out its busted

thizz bitch said this party was gonna be off da chains but she jus sugar coated it

by Steve young February 12, 2006

contextpation

When someone on im appears to be typing, but no words come out. You will see the "_____ is typing a message," but no message appears for a long while. Often message is shorter than would be expected by the time it took to type it.

Ron was having a bad case of contextpation while im the other day.

by Ryan Cordell February 5, 2005