After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.
She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".
Her friend - "How'd it taste?"
She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."
Her friend - "How'd it taste?"
She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."
by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 01, 2021
the worst fucking place to work ever.
if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
....
"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
....
"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
by nikki gregs August 14, 2008
by toffeecoffee May 03, 2011
When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.
Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
by Fuckhands McMike December 15, 2016
by DizzyLizzy February 12, 2007
by achrosound November 24, 2021
When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.
by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017