Chode

A person who is fatter than they are tall.
Look at Serpis, he is such a chode.
by John Gray March 29, 2003
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chode

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.

The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.
As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"

Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."

And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."
by LAJC October 05, 2006
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chode

A rubberry half boner.
I got a chode when that bitch bent over.
by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003
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chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.
1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode
by Matt March 23, 2004
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Chode 2

Also referred to as the "Chodimus Maximus", the chode 2 is a muscle between the anal cavity and the ball sac. Although, it is equally referenced as it's chode 1 counterpart, it is usually less offensive and rude
Joolery: Suck on my chode 2!
Llarueruenn: Why would I do that?
Joolery: Suck on my chode 1 !?
Llarueruenn: No, you are perverted
by Arniargariasm November 03, 2008
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Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.
John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
by The Great Jake September 14, 2009
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chode chomper

SoMEONE WHO CHOMPS THE COCK AND LOVES IT
Jeff's a chode chomper, he sucks joes cock!
by HeAb November 11, 2003
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