1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.
by Matt March 23, 2004

among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.
Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.
by An AFC and a Chode June 29, 2011

by John Gray March 28, 2003

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
by Pete May 7, 2004

All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.
The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.
The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.
As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"
Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."
And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."
Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."
And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."
by LAJC October 5, 2006

A rubberry half boner.
by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003

by HeAb November 10, 2003
