Chode

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

by Wazakra February 18, 2011

chode stick

1. a stupid, dumb, or dim witted person.

2. a person who is extremely full of themselves.

Mr.Sharp is such a chode stick.

by shyann insanity October 9, 2006

chode in the hole

chode in the hole is where a mans chode is placed into a cunt usually this is a guntthe bi-products are usually chode cheese and gunt butter.

timmy wanted to partake in chode in the hole so stuck it into the nearest gunt he could find.

by leigh citroen-symes November 26, 2007

chode slayer

Def 1)One who slays chodes.
Def 2)A insult to someone who is dumb or is losing in a video game to you or someone else.

Ex 1)Chode Slayer:Muahaahha! your chode has be slayed!
Jance: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM A WAIST OF SEMEN!!!

Ex 2)You Chode slayer, i just fuckin Pwned your noob ass in some CTF on Halo.

or
Dillon:Bofto, what the fuck are you doing you chode slayer, get the fuck out of their yard!

by Billy bob asswipe March 12, 2008

Chodeass

When you're ass is shaped like a chode. Rather than this.. ()(), it's like this... ( )( )

Yeah sup chodeass i'll lick your nuts and jizz in your eyes.

by doodoobug January 23, 2009

chode taco

a nasty meal for a bitch who's being forced to suck a chode.

Go eat a chode taco bitch!

what marcus c eats.

by baker15874 March 2, 2009

chode mcblob

to shit on another persons nipples and suck them.

me n my girlfriend did a chode mcblob lastnight

by ya smelly nan smells January 11, 2009