crystal chicken

The best band name for Lego rock band.

Boy: who is the best band on lego rock band
Boy 2: crystal chicken of course

by Idk some chicken guy July 4, 2021

Chicken wingman

The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.

Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."

Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."

Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."

by FigData June 20, 2016

chicken eggz

bit of a legendary youtuber. catches predators. he is cool af.

oh man, i hope chicken eggz uploads today!

by daniellecohnsgrandma December 8, 2019

chicken fingers

In bowling, 3 strikes in a row is a "turkey". Four (4) strikes in a row is a "ham bone". So.....I propose five (5) strikes in a row be named "chicken fingers".

Marge got 5 strikes in a row__"chicken fingers"

by drcft July 8, 2019

Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018

Crack Chicken

A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.

I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.

by DundasDict January 25, 2018

Portuguese chicken

A women of Portuguese origin with nice legs and breasts.

Peter has some really nice Portuguese chicken. I'd get with her!

by 1337troll November 5, 2013