Captain Trampy

A well brought up young man sporting a deliberately dishevelled look. Accessories may include old mannish articles such as a ripped Barbour, a pipe, and some form of hat.

Check out that guy Crispin wearing the Peruvian hat with the tassels and smoking a pipe. Such a Captain Trampy!

by Little1/Squit November 24, 2011

Captain Fingers

A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.

Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.

Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?

Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.

by MrPants September 5, 2012

Captain D's

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich

Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.

by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016

Captain Central America

A lesser known super hero of Latino heritage. He dresses in a red flannel with the top button as the only one buttoned. Under that a white tank top. He has a crime fighting dog called essay. He has special abilities to avoid almost all governmental detection. Climbs over any wall, has the set up sonic blast. A 1974 black pimped out El Camino is his ride. Seen mostly at nights.

Dude...what happened to Jon...I don't know it must have been Captain Central America.

by Jade Canyon August 9, 2018

dustirino captain leader

a gang that beats your gang. they ride around on their scooters & shoot gumballs at people. if you get them really angry the dustirinos will first chew the gumballs and then shoot them at them.

nina: shit whos that
caroline: EHMAGAHH ITS THE DUSTIRINOS
nina: theres the dustirino captain leader
caroline: oh naahhh there chewing gum !
nina: RUN BITCHES RUN

by carolinew April 9, 2008

captain

verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change

Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.

by Coni Pony June 5, 2009

captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles August 2, 2006