Canada

A country that has great beer. Canada does not have an army, but they do not need one, for they do not piss off everywone with their arrogance.

Also, the only country to be attacked by America, yet come back and burn down their white house.

You walk down the street of Toronto. Look left! You see a fat stripper! Look right! You see a $1 beer store! Look back! You see a pawn shop owned by some afghani refugee!... No wait... This is New york.

by Natas February 20, 2004

Canada

1.The Greatest Country on Earth!
2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner.
3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country.
4.We are the second largest country in the world.
5.We don't like Bush!
6.We don't make fun of Asians.
7.We have freedom of speech.
8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care.
9.We don't deport people! (AMERICA!!)
10.Our beer tastes like beer!
11.We like our poloce officers!
and of Course
12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas!
GO CANADA!

Canada kicks ass eh?

by R.L January 9, 2006

Canadian Wedding

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010

canadian queer

Justin Beaver,or any thing that cant sing for shit. but mainly justin beaver

Girl: OMG i looove justin beaver
Guy: Why the fuck do you like that canadian queer
Girl: Oh right how could I forget, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Guy:thats right now get your ass back in that kitchen

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds April 24, 2011

Canadian Gold

Another name for an Olympic Silver Medal. Based on Canada's lack of expectations and love of any citizen who participates and achieves even the slightest modicum of success.

Swimmer Ryan Cochrane earned himself a Canadian Gold after finishing second in the men's 1500m freestyle event.

by rnaitnm August 6, 2012

Canadian Tuxedo

A combination of wearing a pair of jeans and a jean jacket.

I can't believe John wore a Canadian Tuxedo to hisbown wedding!

by jomamaobama May 28, 2015

C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding)

The act of deficating in anothers anus and eating it out.

Joe: How did you like me giving you C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding) last night.

Brittney: Idk. it was kinda shitty.

Joe: Pun intended?

Brittney: indeed.

by creepinjezus January 19, 2010