bowling for beaver

taking out girls to bowl in the hopes of receiving sexual pleasures

Bowling for beaver tip: guy wins game , guy doesn't get punani..

by tight cherry July 17, 2009

taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

Beaverqueef

a dark-haired male, who is a tad bit over weight.

way too cocky, and absolutly NO experience. a wanna be.

also refered as a c-biscuit

cannot skateboard

that loser over there is a Beaverqueef...

by C.U.N.W March 10, 2009

beaver breather

A reference to the breath of a lesbian, or a reference to a lesbian in general.

From the smell of her breath it was quite odvious that Bard was clearly a beaver breather.

by Edwa Tramqua April 14, 2010

Salt beaver

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

by Starrbird January 23, 2009

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

Beaven

A person with very high standards, He or she is basically someone you dont like, and someone who is a bitch/asshole. They are very into themselves and like to draw attention to little things. They think they are good at everything, when there really not.

"Omg did you see what glorida brought to school with her today, everyone was looking at her, ew."
"OMG! WHAT A BEAVEN!"

by OH ya kNOw it May 14, 2006