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Trail of Beers

Trail of Beers is a drinking game in the beer pong family. The game is usually played with 3 or 4 people per side, and as many balls. For this reason, it is great for small parties that wish to be more inclusive than a four-person game at a time.

One side arranges their cups in the traditional 10-cup triangular format, with cups filled to the usual amount for a game of beer pong. This team is the American settlers. When a cup of theirs is hit they must drink and then immediately refill the cup, placing in its original position. The American Settlers will always have a perfect triangle on their side.

The opposing side is the Native Americans. Their side consists of 10 cups in a vertical line, each filled with one entire can of beer. For a cup to be consumed, the American Settlers must hit the cups in perfect order, starting with the cup closest to them and ending with the cup furthest from them.

The goal of the game is for the American Settlers to hit all ten cups in order before they have had ten cans of beer (which is probably around 50 hits by the opposing team).

When the Native Americans have finish a beer, they can place the empty cup anywhere on the table as a decoy. If the Settlers hit this cup (or many of these cups) they have to drink that many respective cups from their triangle. This is an important and game-changing rule.

If at all possible, Bollywood music should play at all times (as to support a hilarious play on the 'Indians' pun)
some guy: "yo wanna play trail of beers???"

8 other dudes: " AW YAAAAA!!!"
by Frio River September 7, 2013
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Beer Troll

1)One who would drink all the beer at a party.
2)One would would sit in the basement in the dark and drink all of Mike's beer
Look! It's that pesky beer troll again, drinking all my goddamn beer.
by J238456458 October 29, 2007
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beer pig

A beer pig is a girl you take home from the bar at 2am with a big beer pouch and lay her down.
Last night I took home a beer pig from Old Queens Tavern.
by William Hadzimichalis July 30, 2008
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Root Beer

Slang term in which you turn "Root Beer" into an acronym "RB". This then stands for "random boner". It refers to when your sitting and out of nowhere, with no stimulus, you get wood.
Dude I couldn't turn in my test because my root beer was fizzy.
by Asatru playah February 19, 2010
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beer night

A weekly gathering, occuring every Wednesday at 4:00 pm at the establishment of your choice, for the sole purpose of drinking beer. All work and other obligations are irrelevant during this event.
"Hey, are you gonna be at beer night today?"
"Well, it is Wednesday, I guess I have no choice - it is beer night - I'll be there."
"I hear Howard's not going to be there."
"What a pantywaist."
by webay January 24, 2005
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Topless Beer

The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.
Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."

Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009
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Ass-beer

A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer
-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road
by km8 January 1, 2010
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