Rizzly bear

A master rizzler so great they iare no longer told just 'W rizz' Their wild way of attracting men and women is so wild that they get nicknamed a bear

"Bro has mad game."
"Bro is pulling everyone and everything."
"Bro has W rizz."
"Nah, at this point bro's a rizzly bear."

by I<3Nuts January 7, 2023

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

Pookie wookie bookie bear

When a girl is referring to you in a cute or romantical way (they def want sex)

girl -Good mornin pookie wookie bookie bear how are u >_<-

boy -Good morning pookie-

the end

by Ericbutcooler August 26, 2023

Paul W. Beard

A beard of epic proportions. Only a true manly man can have a Paul W. beard.

1: Whoa, look at that big beard.
2: Wow! It's a true Paul W. beard.

by jpnmark7 October 10, 2011

Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.

I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.

by seabearlover August 1, 2009

Anal Beard

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

Black Beard

When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch

The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.

Black Beard Bitch!

I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.

Clean yourself up captain hook!

by A Very Casious February 11, 2009