the invisible man

The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
Doctor, I was the invisible man(ed) last night.
by West Mungshit September 28, 2007
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Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.
I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.
by Trashist January 12, 2017
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man titties

This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!
Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!
by Nasty Nate June 18, 2003
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Quail-Man

The Super-human Super Hero from the hit television show "DOUG"
Quail Man vs. Whackhammer
by Bill+Pot=High March 05, 2005
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Come On, Man!

What you say when someone says or does something stupid.
Originally seen on Football Night in America.

Can be elongated or stretched out if quote/action is incredibly stupid. i.e. cooommmme oooonnnn, mmaaaaannnnn.
Tim: "Do you think that coke machine accepts pennies?"
Me: "Come On, Man."

Jeff: *playing basketball, shoots an airball when his teammates were open.
Teammates: "Come On, Man!"
by cline26 May 31, 2010
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Cinderella Man

Anyone who gets a second chance and succeeds the second time. From the movie and fairy tale Cinderella where Cinderella got a second chance at life and succeeded. (Cinderella man is also a great movie)
He was a real Cinderella Man after he aced the test even though he failed it the first time.
by Name5497 November 11, 2014
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ya man

Term for "yes" used in Jamaica.
Used for agreeing or expressing excitement about something in stoner-language.
Sometimes also means "yes of course".
Man: Dude, this dank is groovy!
Dude: Ya man, it's great.

Other guy: Hey there, can ya gimme a ride?
Driver: Ya man, c'mon!

Homeskillet: Yo, I finally got us some new trees.
Homie: Ya man!

Jesse: Man, did you ever watch Scoby Doo when you were stoned?
Chester: Ya man, who hasn't? It's made for potheads!
by Yaamaica February 17, 2010
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