Happy Ramadan

When you wake your man up just long enough before sunrise to give him a little bit of ass and finish with just enough time to face Qibla and stay right with Allah.

"Bro, you looking tired as hell"
"Totally worth it, fam. Got up a little bit early if you know what I mean."
"Oh snap, son! She gave you the ol' Happy Ramadan?!"
"She's a keeper, bruh."

by BossClockwork June 13, 2016

happy-hour

Derived from the mullet-descriptor 'business in the front, party in the back', the stage where a man's hair is too long in the back to be considered acceptable or uniform with the rest of the hair, and too short to be considered a mullet.

Person 1: " Dude, what's going on with your hair? Two more weeks without a trim and you'll be a full on Joe Dirt."

Person 2: "Yeah, I know; I need to get rid of this happy-hour ASAP! And, its pronounced 'Dirte.'"

by heinekensandjagabambsallnight October 8, 2009

Happy Panda

Someone living on the top floor of a panda house, or a tree. More specifically, a ponderosa tree. These people can be described as tree-hugging liberal badasses who care about the good will and fortune of pandas.

TK lives at the top of ponderosa. She's kind of liberal, but she's a happy panda.

by pandalover556 October 21, 2011

Happy Juice

Another word used to say jizz, cum, man juice, etc.

Person 1: Oh man i heard u and (insert girl's name here) fu**ed last night.

Person 2: Yeah! man i spilled my HAPPY JUICE everywhere!!!.

by oh!no June 26, 2009

Happy Dragon

During a blowjob, when a guy ejaculates so hard/has a lot of jizz it shoots out of the woman's nose. Here, the woman's head isn't held like an Angry Dragon- it just happens.

Man, I came so hard that it shot out of her nose! I wasn't even holding her head down... she was like a Happy Dragon!

by tintheg April 13, 2006

Happy-Juice

Semen, cum, jizz

Semen Therapy

Lisa's doctor prescribed MOCO's Happy-Juice for her depression; at least three times daily!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Happy Slap

happy slapping is the act of slapping a person os some kind around the face and either video it or take a picture of their face at the moment of the strike. this is now a criminal offence and is not reccomended as you may injure the person and get prosecuted.

hang on a minizzle ghetto bruvva!!
That dude just got happy slapped!!!
WORD MAN INNIT! SAFE!

by dunno... i forgot October 2, 2005