bastard child

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans

e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import

by Mi Chun May 6, 2005

ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches

girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

by simple immortality November 11, 2006

eggy bastard

someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.

"your such an eggy bastard ireand"

by beefcake mcgee December 24, 2007

bansturbation

The act of banning oneself.

Luuv likes to participate bansturbation.

by KL2789 October 10, 2007

Bast

meaning to "fuck" something

He wanted to "bast" me on my couch!

by I am the bastnagel March 31, 2009

dizzee bastard

Generic rappers name, used by people who have no clue about hip hop. A merging of Dizzee Rascal and 'Ol' Dirty Bastard

Jean: "I can't stand all that hip hop nonsense they play on the wireless thesedays"
Maureen: "Ooh I know. Our youngest keeps playing a record by Dizzee Bastard, or somebody"
Jean: "Oh yeah my nig, he's the shit!"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

Limey bastard

1 shot of vodka, splash of roses lime juice, and water on ice.

Man I'm too full for beer but my date isn't getting any skinnier, time for a few Limey bastards

by Patchadams May 15, 2015