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Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
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Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.
Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah
by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021
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daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things
Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small
by anonymous December 3, 2024
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phat bat

(question) you going out tonight?
(answer) no, just going to phat bat.
by pillsa February 4, 2008
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hip bat

To have sex without regard for the comfort of the partner.
We're so into it, we're hip batting all night long and now I'm having trouble walking.
by sTmykal October 17, 2014
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Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit
"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."
by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021
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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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