Halloween Apple

Another word for a pumpkin
What idiots and elite call the orange version of a spooky fruit

Hey can you pass me that Halloween apple? I want to carve a vampire into it

by WisdomicPersona May 4, 2021

Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

by Alby2141 November 19, 2022

Apple Syndrome

is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.

People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :

Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).

Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.

Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.

Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.

Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.

See Also Hipsters.

by Grey Polar Bear September 4, 2013

apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes

It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes

by Rachox August 8, 2015

Rage Apple

A rage apple is an angry little person,(a.k.a midget), who enjoys causing others pain

Man that guy over there is such a rage apple

by RageApple July 30, 2014

apple juice

Euphemism for "bourbon".

Yeah, I had some taste apple juice last night. Good old Kentucky brewed apple juice :-)

by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017

APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019