apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes

It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes

by Rachox July 17, 2015

Apple Shits

A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.

A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."

by The Unnamed Victim June 15, 2010

Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 01, 2021

Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.

Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"

by RedditorDegenerate July 26, 2022

apple-backer

One who has been apple-backed

Aww dawg, I just apple-backed you so hard! Now who's the apple-backer!?

by Golden Delicious The Second January 10, 2009

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 12, 2018

kangaroo apples

Testicles

Gee, that hipster's pants are so tight you can see his kangaroo apples

by unabridged September 28, 2011