Christian Gravy

That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married

Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard

by Ohyeahbigdaddy March 29, 2020

Fortnite Christian

When u make someone eat your dandruff then make an nft of them eating it

Let’s make a fortnite Christian or else

by Deo demon February 3, 2022

Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.

My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.

by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019

UD CHRISTIAN

A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?

by stevenmusielski January 4, 2018

crisis christian

A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.

Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?

by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017

Kevin Christian

A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.

pabili nga po ng balut, kuya kevin Christian.

by kenneman June 8, 2021

Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.

Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.

by Urban Frank December 2, 2017