Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

Ed

The best uncle one could have.
Intelligent
Always make people laugh
Wise
And he is a master of video games

Oh look, its ed ! The best uncle in this universe

by Zanfan_candoss_dow May 5, 2020

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

Ed Sheeran

Ed sheeran is outside your house.

Ed Sheeran is watching.

by ItzUtopiaStyles August 1, 2021

daddy ed

ed sheeran ❤️💙💜🤎🖤💚💜🤎💚🧡🤎❤️❤️🖤🖤🤎💜🤍💚🤎💚💚❤️🤍❣️❣️💞❤️ 🩹💕💓💗💞💖💞💖❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕💞❤️ 🩹💗💕💛💚❤️ 🩹💛💗💗💗💛❣️💚❤️ 🩹💟🤎🤎🤎🤎❤️ 🔥💓😻😻😻😍😍😍🥰😘😘😘😘🥰🥰😘😍😘

ryan "i just love daddy ed"
rick "bro thats kinda sus"
ryan "idc im gay for eddy bae"

by zephyr is a bad bitch June 29, 2021

Fat Ed

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.

“LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!

by g59PLÄGUEg59 December 26, 2020

nebula-ed

to be rejected of something

person : what skin is your phantom?
victim : *drops nebula phantom*
person : no no I don't want this skin
victim : I just got nebula-ed

by eershart May 5, 2022