National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.

Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.

by armanie69 January 3, 2022

Covid-👿

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666—when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.

Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-👿 occurrences.

by Covido December 2, 2020

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020

Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.

Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah he’s totally part of the Covid cult.

by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023

COVID-Dick

Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis

by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022

COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

by Weednhoes January 31, 2021

Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.

Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.

by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022