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Mason

"Mason" is a legend
Mason is the goat
by itssmason. January 7, 2026
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Mason brown

A god of war he fights like a thousand men a chin like titanium and the aggressiveness of a lion
Mason brown is defined as the god of war
by J.jjhunter November 22, 2021
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Mason

Mason is a sweet very nice understanding guy. If you could imagine what the perfect person to exist is it's definitely a mason. They are extremely handsome and have a good positive attitude. All the girls want mason but he isn't a dick about it and actually cares for you instead of leading you on and finding someone else. Mason can be described as a very enjoyable person. Masons tend to love sports like basketball and play video games. If you've met a mason like this be thankful he's a keeper.
Wow! Do you know who Mason is? He's so hot and nice.
by Susie Erwins November 22, 2021
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Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed
Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City
by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025
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Mason-mex-igger gender

This gender is a form of a person identifying as black and Mexican gone wronger. This person is typically thin and a blank space taking up mass on earth. They are a flub molecule that is both Mexican and "Wigger." Slowly, over time, their physical form will decay, and their mass will take up so big of a circumference that it could concave into a big dark hole. If ever coming across this unique breed of Mason-mex-igger, do treat them with overall fat shaming, as they find this a love language showing "them" appreciation. They will then respond with an interesting and unique type of communication typically freaking the other person out.
"Hey you wombass-sized wigger!" - Joel
"You're so poochie banyana and swole!" - Mason-mex-igger gender
"Wtf!" - Joel
"You are definitely an interesting breed." - Joel
by Mr. Tinkleberry January 26, 2025
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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Dirty Mason

When you ejaculate on your roommates’ bathroom wall and let that shit crust over.
Bro, I saw some weird shit on the bathroom wall, I think someone pulled a Dirty Mason.
by Multi-breaster February 18, 2025
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