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Imaginary boyfriend

A super hot guy that every single girl is hooked up with in their imaginations because they are too ugly to get a man in real life. Gives you something to think about when you are feeling lonely.
Hey bae, wanna cuddle?

Sure baby! C'mere.

*intense making out noises*

*SIGH* dreams never come true. Hey who needs a real guy anyway? My imaginary boyfriend will always love me
by Igotafatas December 3, 2020
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corn boyfriend

When you put corn on your shaft as a makeshift condom. Most commonly seen in Nebraska.
"I can't find any condoms so I'll use my corn boyfriend"
by Claude Ballzz March 18, 2014
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Boyfriend

Something you will never have because you are waiting for a fictional character to exist
I don’t have a boyfriend because I want stilles stilinski
by Pepperoni_pizza July 28, 2021
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Boyfriend

A boyfriend is someone who makes you feel like you are there world, someone who makes you feel like you are the only one he'll ever want. A boyfriend is someone who makes you happy and you have butterflies in your stomach everytime you talk to him who makes you the happiest person in the world and who loves you for you and you are comfortable around them no matter what. A boyfriend is someone who means the world to you and you mean the world to them. Your boyfriend is someone who loves and respects you like you do for them and they love you unconditionally.
My boyfriend is the best i love being around him because hes so sweet and loving.
by Arianna Simonelli September 18, 2018
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Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.
My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
by i8civilization January 15, 2021
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Ex boyfriend

AN UGLY FOCKIN DAM CHEATER WHO DOESNT DESERVE A DAM GIRL
"Aw dam that's my ex boyfriend...UGH!!"
by BrEaD_lOvEr_yAaAa March 6, 2022
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