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Joel Moment

When someone does or says something really obvious or dumb, something Joel would say or do
Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.

Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
by Amogussussy March 18, 2021
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Guthrie Moment

1. The act of being stupid. Including actions, and thought.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.
Example 1: Girl: "I always thought that General Custer from from the board game Clue."
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!
by The Soul Man October 16, 2010
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Matrix Moment

A point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. Its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.
While working at a typewriter company, I read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. I had a matrix moment when I realized that the company and my life's work had been rendered obsolete.
by the pump January 10, 2015
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Brother Moment

Brother Moment is like a Bruh Moment with extra cringe. Especially when it has to do with an iphone user who is really cringe.
Why did you get offended? I'm staying a fact. Brother moment.
by Vl4dm1 Putin March 1, 2021
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jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011
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cesya moment

A phrase used as slang for innuendo (see innuendo). When words, phrases and such can be taken and looked at in a sexual manner, but originally stated with that not in mind at all.

History behind the phrase: Everytime anyone hangs out with our friend Cesya, she has always found a way to turn things and look at them sexually. Indeed this is a great talent. After this happened on a daily basis, we started calling these moments "Cesya Moments".
Amanda: "I gotta get off the phone I'll talk to you later, I have to get in the shower before I go out."

Cesya: "Oh, getting all wet eh? *giggles* Alright I'll talk to you later....Have fun *smirk*"

Amanda: "*sighs and laughs* OMG Cesya Moment! I'll talk to you later, bye."
by Amanda M. Nagle January 14, 2008
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Tyson moment

The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.
“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment
by realhannah December 10, 2019
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