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wow widow

A person who considers their wife/husband/significant other pays more attention to the game World of Warcraft than them. The person feels they have lost their partner to the game thereby becoming a WoW widow.
My husband played all night again, I am sick of being a wow widow.
by widowQ July 24, 2006
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windows vista

The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.
My computer is a f*@#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.
by Polito79 March 13, 2007
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Windows me

A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."
I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.
by assassin25 April 27, 2005
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Windows Vista

the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by nukresoft November 15, 2005
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Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.
Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"
by Masterbalian February 11, 2012
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Windows 10

Spyware with nothing but driver errors, and error codes.

I'd say you're better off using anything but windows 10.So windows 8, windows 7, linux, etc.
If you're gonna use windows 10, prepare to come across every windows error in existence, "IN JUST ONE DAY"
by UnknownPersonsss September 20, 2019
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black widower

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.
Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
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