Philly Willy

To cut off the foreskin and wrap it around the person's nose.

usually applied to jewish babies.

Dubbed after the famous Philly.

Or Cutting the toe of your partner and shoving it up their ass.

E.g 1 FRIEND: Dude! whats on your son's nose?

parent:oh just some foreskin, he was Philly Willy 'ed just a few seconds ago by his mother.

E.g 2. Friend :Dude! why are you walking weird?

Victim: oh i just got philly will'ed before i left my house, wbu?

Friend : OH THATS GROSS, YOU MEAN YOU GOT SOMEONES FOOT UP YOUR BACKSIDE? LITERALLY?

by Shihmale August 1, 2010

Willy on Wheels

A famous Wikipedia editor whose testicles go up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down

Willy on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels!!

by Sexy and I NOED February 7, 2022

dick willy

if somebody is feeling especially retarded they may decide it is necessary to use 2 derogative terms for the gluteus maximus rolled into one to make 1 devistateingly insulting insult. although i have only actially herd rowan (the founder of this insult) say "dick willy" i am sure that within the next 10-20 years at least 3 people would have used it.

some retard: kek at ur face lol nub lol ur mum lol lmao pmg rofl z0mfg lol

rowan: shut up you dick willy

some retard: z0mg that was uncalled for dude *crys*

by swizz3r August 7, 2006

Noose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.

"THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

willy pop

A sucker shaped like a man's willy.

Oh man, look at her suck that willy pop!

Chea! That's gonna be me tonight broha.

by andy doorhol April 20, 2008

willy shakes

when someone is so angry because they are having trouble reciting, taking notes, or trying to decipher Shakespeare

I’ve been trying to memorize these lines for so long, I have the Willy Shakes!!

These notes are so hard, I’m starting to get the Willy Shakes!

I’m so mad because this is so hard to understand, the Willy Shakes are kicking in!!

by anna_j11 February 5, 2019

The Wet Willy

The act of removing a penis from one vagina and inserting into a second vagina without cleansing the penis.

Cole said Laura would come first, but Princess Laya would get the wet willy.

by B-Lee009 April 23, 2018