Mexican Car Wash

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.

While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash

by DrTeaBags July 18, 2009

wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.

Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.

by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010

big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.

person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.

by festunga May 9, 2007

Gov School Face Wash

When you and your friends wank the crank into someone's hand and then smash the sweet sweet contents into a female face.

Woah, we totally unloaded into Yancy's hand and he gave that chick the gov school face wash!

by TheJesusonator August 2, 2007

wash

when the water in your toot splashes you in the face and gets you wet, but you're already too stoned to notice.

scott got washed with his toot water, i laughed a lot

by bum March 18, 2004

car wash

After engaging in sexual intercourse the male takes his penis still with the fluids on, and wipes it on the partners face. This making her look like she has been through a car wash.

I car washed that bitch last night.

by Kevin aka G-Money February 3, 2008

joliet ball wash

getting your balls sucked while taking a dick in the butt

chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash

by Back Door December 7, 2006