University of Toronto 

"Prestigious" university whose graduates either end up working the same jobs as the freshmen of University of Waterloo, or end up creating an amazing career for themselves at Mc Donald's.

Bob: Dude, after 8 months of graduating from UofT, I finally got a job!!
Tim: Really, what company and what position?
Bob: Um, its at a multinational company and I need to work on a system where I need to maintain high standards of customer service during high-volume, fast-paced operations.
Tim: So, waiter at Mc Donald's?
Bob: Yeah!!! And best of all, I get paid a cent over the minimum wages!!
Tim: Score! University of Toronto is the best fam!!

University of Toronto by UofT Grad December 9, 2018

Gallaudet University 

school for the deaf in Washington DC. www.gallaudet.edu

I am either going to Gallaudet University or UCSD, either way i will study sign language.

Gallaudet University by FutureHUG January 21, 2007

Carleton University 

The best fucken school in Ontario;
Best Politics program in Canada,

and in the most amaizing city in the WORLD!


Also: Rival school = U of Ottawa.

Carleton University chant:

There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U // And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you // And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too // Then welcome to Ottawa U

2-3-4

Fuck you, Ottawa U! // Fuck you, Ottawa U! // En francais, c'est fuckez vous! // Ottawa U // So fuck you, Ottawa U!

Carleton University by Ravens! March 4, 2009

Miami University 

(Miami girls)
Ugg Boots
Pearls
Sunglasses that cover at least 3/4 of the whole face
North Face jacket
credid card signed in daddys name
bitch attitude
pesonalized sorority bags (none other than vera bradley)
popped collars (never went out of style...just never was in style)
horribly fake tan
vera bradley bag
weight limit 130 lbs (except on North Quad, Rugby/basketball/volleyball, in general manly women)
vocabulary consisting mostly of the words totally, like, oh my god, also shortening of words like... vacation to vaca ect.

actual overheard conversation at Miami University.....
"Jessica, oh my god your not going to believe this, so... I just talked to my parents and we got in a huge fight. My dad says I actually have to get a job this summer....

Miami University by miami student October 18, 2006

University of Louisiana 

2nd largest university in the state of Louisiana. Official nickname is the Ragin Cajuns. Over 16,000 students from many different states & countries. For more info, visit www.louisiana.edu & www.raginpagin.com. Also known as UL & Louisiana's Ragin Cajuns.

"Hey, y'all goin to the UL football game tonight?" "Yeah, we wanna see the Cajuns stomp McNeese" McNeese Fan: "Boy that University of Louisiana sure beat us good". (no offense to McNeese or it's fans. it's just the first example I could think of)

University of Louisiana by bubbajones81 August 3, 2007

Boston University

the best university on this planet.

Person 1: So where are you going to college?
Person 2: Boston University
Person 3: wow nice job, good school.

Boston University by wordtothewise August 14, 2010

William Paterson University 

Underrated state school in New Jersey. Better then montclair state and getting up there with rutgers.

William Paterson University

William Paterson University by student who transfered around April 15, 2009