captain two inch

captain two inch is mostly used to describe a male and to mock his two inched penis

me : right captain two inch

some person:shut it ya dildo

by xXscottishXx December 30, 2010

Two fingers up

You do this to a girl when you think they are Beautiful, smart, pretty, and obviously Awesome!

Jeff- “Your totally hot *puts two fingers up*”

Jenny- “WOW! Let’s have make out now”

by RadCat69 May 7, 2022

It takes two to tango

this cannot happen without more than one person

The reason we came out alive is because we worked together. After all, it takes two to tango.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

by The Mexipope May 22, 2006

two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!

by the prophet June 27, 2003

Canadian two-four

Especially in Ontario, the capacity of the cardboard case purchased from an Ontario Beer Store; there are TWENTY-FOUR bottles (not cans) in the case.

Doug: hey Bob, it's your turn to go to the Beer Store, to buy a Canadian two-four -- while you're up, get me a L.I.P. grant and some Canadian, of course bacon.

by Canadian consumer of beer February 8, 2010

huckleberry two-step

Eating so many berries that you get diarrhea.

Sam and I went berry picking this weekend, and we ate so many berries that we spent all of Sunday doing the huckleberry two-step, running to the toilet every 20 minutes with diarrhea.

by MaxwellX September 4, 2010