twat man

that cunt you really wanna fucking beat up

also acts like an absolute fuckin pleb to hoes and can't eat ass well

oi tom you seen twat man around here gonna fucking beat his headin the cunt

by metrodruid April 17, 2019

Egotistical Twat

Someone who has an ego when they have nothing to back the ego up with and start being a twat about it.

ThatMadGK is a fucking egotistical twat. And cries when he gets told someone’s better than him.

by IXISZ May 30, 2018

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy September 2, 2009

twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Twat garbage

A derogatory term referring to an item that has become soiled by cleaning a dirty vagina.

That guy that cut me off is a real piece of twat garbage.

by Vajayna13 September 4, 2018

Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.

*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"

by blackichan May 28, 2013

Twat Tease

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.

-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."

by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017