turned up

when you change a number on a dial from 0 to 1

Jeff: You should've turned up that dial
Bob: Fuck you
Jeff: Yeet

by YeetMaster123 December 25, 2018

Turns out

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive

I've never kissed a dude. Turns out

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 04, 2023

Turn up the wick

To increase power, performance or flow

Volkswagen explains while independent workshops can 'turn up the wick', vehicle manufacturers do not have the same freedom and must meet stringent global emissions standards

by p3rkele May 27, 2021

michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 05, 2021

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know April 09, 2018

Toss turn sunlight

This is when at night you roll around trying everything to sleep and then the sun comes up.

Hey man, how was your sleep last night?
Pretty shit, it was toss turn sunlight

by Dr need some sleep May 01, 2019