turd nugget

Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.

See also: Ashley

Ashley sure is a turd nugget.

by knowbodynos December 20, 2016

turd

A word for a boy who won't stop FRICKING telling everyone that they're trash.

Boy: "You're trash bruh."
Girl: "And that makes you a turd!"

by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 5, 2017

Turd

Poop

A little turd came out his butt

by UltraGamer February 26, 2017

turd herd

A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.

these children are a turd herd.

by pussy destroyer 15 April 4, 2017

Turd Degree Burn

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017

turd foam

The result of eating tide pods.

Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.

by Truth Ninja May 3, 2018

Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018