jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

hog trotter

Penis of a hog. A declicacy in the south. Another slang term for it is a Tom thumb. ( southern term)

They cooked a hog trotter for dinner and sliced it up every one thought it was a piece of ham.

by wordologist618 December 22, 2012

White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.

"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."

by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013

Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.

by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013

Tinder Troutline

Swiping right on tinder liking every profile available. Only after a match is made does the person actually look to verify the prospects appearance.

"How did your date go?"

"Not that great, I picked her up on the Tinder Troutline and she wound up being a real 5"

by njkzero May 5, 2014

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.

Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!

by That desk in the back March 28, 2015