Fraternity Test

The word an uneducated white male uses because he doesn’t know that the real word is paternity test. This male thinks he is a thug, and that the streets love him but to be honest if the streets really loved him he wouldn’t have gotten popped two weeks after he got off probation. Stay in school kids, don’t do drugs.

When that kid is born I’m getting a fraternity test done!

by Getsomebacon October 13, 2018

The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

cricket test

A guide to see if person who has chosen to immigrate to the UK (and take up UK citizenship) has integrated with the community.

In a cricket match, do they support the country that they have chosen to live in or do they still support the country that they abandoned.

Test was invented by The Rt Hon Norman Tebbit, A great man of British Politics

Do they pass the cricket test?

by Matthew R Palmer September 26, 2005

water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

by Robby S. November 18, 2007

test tube baby

A child who is born in a test tube through the mixing of the mothers egg cells and the fathers sperm cells.

Frank Mongiove is a test tube baby.

by Will Harbaugh March 19, 2004

queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.

(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?

by Pv2Monsell July 8, 2009

Testi

(Noun)

: a word used to define when a college student has multiple test in a week
: (Made more proper with an 's)

"Hey want to hang"
"Sure"
"Let me check my skedge"
"Can you?"
"I have Test this week"
"Oh you have testi's"

by FamilyJuls September 22, 2014